Literature
Jesus is an Alien
An excerpt from the “Volume of Redefined Christianity” by St. Zeus and St. Pluto
In the little town of Bethlehem…
there was born one day a little baby to the Virgin Mary and the carpenter Joseph. They were a very happy couple, and with their new baby, they were even happier. An angel had come to Mary in a dream, telling her that she was to bear the Son of God. Of course God was thought to be humanoid, so surely the son would also appear human. Instead of a beautiful baby boy, Baby Jesus was GREEN! There were screams of terror heard in the quiet little stable. The wisemen knew the stars had had a secret plan, and they fled